Corporate orientation and cultural variations!

All companies have an orientation programs, employee hand book, code of ethics, guiding principles, etc. The contents of the orientation programs and materials are more or less same and there is immaterial variations. 

These orientations become unique and funny when cultural nuances and norms are blended. Some very interesting funny experiences and instructions that I recollect which were relevant to those times and cultural context.

• Always swear by core company mission and cultural values, code of conduct, guiding principles and values, and ethics hand book. Abide by local laws, stay clear of trouble.
•  Whatever you do please ensure that you put something in everyone kitty – share your credits and laurels. Lend a face – you don’t take all, ensure that you leave the crumbs.
• Don't curse or sue the government (nor the politician); both are omni-potent and any way you can't live without them.   
• Stay clear of the social underbelly, the law, religion and politics. All these topics are sensitive and taboo. 
• Respect the elders, seniors, the government, and the king - take is slowly?
• Always ask for permissions. Even if the door is open, please knock and seek permission before entering.
• Respect women, children and people. Don’t touch a women and the head of a child; both have been blessed by the monk. Even the downtrodden needs respect.
• Learn the local language or get lost in translation.
• Shave clean, wear clean and brush well. Moustache, beard and unwashed or crumpled clothes are disliked.
•  Many Asians smell (there is a strong perception) so it was a prerequisite to wear a deodorant to office. Avoid using talcum powder, sweat when reacting with talcum generates a very powerful odour. We were presented with a hamper containing a deodorant, mouth wash, band aid, paper napkins, comb, paper soaps, etc.
• Don't come too close while talking and don't hug even though it’s not unnatural in many cultures. 
•  Accept to respect the odour of Durian or other foods; bad manners to cover your nose.
• Take off your shoes before entering any one’s house or temple.
• What you see is not what it is and what it is, is not what you see. Deep diving is important.
• Don’t make a noise or shout when in a queue at a government office. Ensure that the corners of forms are not crumbled.
• Always pay a tip! People will remember you and note that in many emerging markets employees survive on tips.
• Stand up for national anthem(s), respect the flag and the king.